The King of Pirates, and the Biggest Pirate Heist in History

Nick Kolakowski
7 min readFeb 16, 2018

There were a lot of downsides to being a 17th-century pirate. Never mind the severely unhygienic coworkers and cramped living conditions. If you were caught, you were usually tortured and killed in ways that made a stint in Guantanamo look like a weekend in Ibiza.

So what was the upside of the pirating life? Sometimes you got away with it, loaded with tons of…

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Nick Kolakowski

Writer, editor, author of 'Maxine Unleashes Doomsday' and 'Boise Longpig Hunting Club.'