NYC Public Service Announcement: What to Do If the Hellmouth Opens

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So, the Hellmouth has opened in New York City. If your Sunday morning brunch or grocery shopping is interrupted by a horde of sulfur-spewing demons, your first reaction might be panic, and that’s OK! Seeing Astrapuch the Destroyer swallow your roommate’s soul right in front of you isn’t exactly an everyday event — because…

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Nick Kolakowski

Nick Kolakowski

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Writer, editor, author of 'Maxine Unleashes Doomsday' and 'Boise Longpig Hunting Club.'